i just made a list of the people i have slept with. is it bad that some of them are just either names of the places i met them or the color of the shirts?
i also rounded the number up for good measure. i am sure there are a few i have forgotten about.
How young is too young to ask my kid to make me a drink?
Apparently married women at the office don't like getting congratulated on getting "knocked up"
the doormen always congratulate him in spanish as he walks me downstairs in the morning
I can die happy now, I have been kicked out of strip clubs on six different continents
you humped every kiosk in the store. then you asked for an application.
I told her that I thought she needed an oral mammogram. With me being pre-med she bought it.
WHAT? When did I ever refer to one of my past hookups as "the rainforest guy"?
COME GET ME FR THE HOSPIGAL'!!!!!
My dick was almost in plain McDonald's sight
He wins the giant teddy bear for getting the neuva ring on the dick
i'm licking honey sensually off my arm while alone in my room. what has my life come to
Certain restrictions may apply. Common side effects of sex with me include unbridled joy, a healthy glow, soreness and the inability to walk for short to long amounts of time. If any of these side effects occur please consult your physician, so he/she can prescribe me a "high-five".
help. there is a guy in a bunny costume.
I just found a ladybug shell in my underwear. What was I doing last night?
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