For once I'm glad there wasn't morning sex. Yes, that sore from the night before.
maddie and i have invented a community puke bowl. explanation later
pretty sure I called you last night to sing Hebrew to you.
I need to get a job that holds me accountable for something. Otherwise I wake upon Monday wondering when the booze store opens and if I still have a boyfriend.
Are there any plans to where i might need to be dressed semi-nicely or is it a "pants optional" weekend?
Still breathing?
Still breathing , but quite out of it. I think I hallucinated like 20 action sequences.
What.
I just had my first lesbian experience. Out of spite.
Needless to say, she forgave him, they're back together, and I'm seriously considering having a lesbian year.
The fact that the praying hands are in my top emojis defines how 2016 is going so far
I let him stay at my place since i had to work early and when i got home there was a fruit snack wrapper in my bed. I dont have any fruit snacks. Which means he brought his own fruit snacks to the fuck session.
If he gets me coffee, cold or no I'll make him see Jesus with my mouth.
Thank you for coming with me today. I find it appropriate that we celebrated my negative pregnancy test with slurpees and donuts.
In any case. I fucked a married couple recently. Know what a straight person would've done there? Been super weirded out by 1/3 of the genitals there, that's what.
It’s a prereq for med school, so I hope the professor likes blow jobs
Want to go to Victoria’s Secret? His fiancée is out of town and I’m going to try and stop the wedding with lingerie and lots adventurous sex
Absolutely! I love a good sexual filibuster!
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