Turns out "bordello" doesn't mean what I thought it did.
our cab driver is having phone sex.
he had a blacklight sublime poster, of course i had to do him.
That drug basically just makes anything that's in your mouth awesome
I don't remember how we paid for the cab. I do however remember giving him my heels 2 help with the bill.
Well last time he got out of rehab he lasted 6 hours. So 3 days this time is quite an accomplishment.
Sorry, they don't make maternity Power Ranger suits...
It was like die hard. Except with more penises.
I was grinding on people that were grinding. Nonconsensual.
I think the moment I knew you were going to black out was when I told you how many shots you had already and you were shocked and then poured another one
well all i have to say, besides fuck you, is YOU try assembling ikea shelves while high on molly.
He's a Republican and an Ohio State fan idk how far this can go.
The dude we met that gave us weed sent me a video of his balls covering the sun like a solar eclipse
I wonder if the sex shop has any Black Friday deals.
You kept saying, "please sir, can I have some more."
Randomize
