Just woke up naked in my storage cubby and some one rearragned my whole room?
no jk, not my room
I thought it was weird that her dad told me to finish and get out after he walked in on us. I like him
My grandmother just explained bulimia to me as a diet
i woke facing the corner with my computer and i had googled "how to put out a fire" i am so scared to turn around
apparently you can't crawl through the drive-thru window
My mom just blew pot smoke into my nose and called me a cat.
Also pregame at mine tomorrow?
How could you not respond to a text containing the words "goat man" ?!?
Dude. You dropped to your knees and face planted into the rocks. And continued to talk on the phone and laugh. That's where those cuts came from.
I have six new people in my phone that I don't remember adding. One of them is "Bourbon Yeah." Successful evening?
He told me I have nice nipples. You can't just tell someone that and then leave the state!
You casually put your finger in my ass and other people are weird..
I walked in on him fucking her whilst she ate skittles. I saw things no one should see, but I did get your bra back. You owe me.
Socially acceptable to sleep in a booth in the library? Its not finals but I dunno if I can make it back to south. Too drunk.
Is it bad that I'm not at all bothered by the fact that to some people I'm simply known as the girl that takes her shirt off?
You left your phone here
Wait...
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