but she was nice to me.
She was a fuckin STRIPPER.
take it from a girl who woke up with a girl in her bed... you were not that drunk.
i just looked at the calendar to see when spring break is and literally stopped eating
he sent me a picture of his dick with a heart border around it
i just won "most creative" category in the condom contest in human sexuality by licking it onto a cucumber. my feedback forms included three phone numbers, one with a Magnum XL taped to it
Lost another pound. Switching from beer to hard liquor did this body good.
So. Much. Sex. I feel like i ran a marathon then someone kicked me in the vagina. Soo worth it
Is buying her a loofah for my house commitment like? I don't wanna give the wrong idea
Come get me we have a petting zoo to throw up in.
Does it qualify as sexting if you're both pretending to be fictional characters?
I'm not sure whether to be proud of you or weirded out.
Did you really just call a picture of your erect penis art?
I have stickers all over my boobs and a lump the size of china on my forehead. today has not been good.
Come on kid, foreplay is elementary stuff. It's a vagina, not a sphinx.
I'm not the kind of girl that sleeps with someone else's boyfriend. But I'm getting waxed just in case I change my mind...
IT'S MY BIRTHDAY. I SHOULDN'T HAVE TO DRIVE 3 HOURS FOR BIRTHDAY SEX.
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