Wow so rude I was trying to have an orgy later but whatever
I think having sex with you would be a great treat for us
you guys got to bein so kosher and go with the flow
there is this woman at the counter who looks identical to linda ellerbee. and she's grinning. COME. INSIDE. NOW.
If I had a penis I would totaly hang shit off it. Like stretched out peach rings and fruit rollups.
i feel like pocahontas...the disney character not from real chance of love
never thought i'd see a ''climb of shame'' until she came down from the attic in front of the whole party..
and ill be dreaming of you. not in a creepy way, but in an inappropriate way
I was on hold waiting for customer service at verizon so we obviously we had enough time to have sex, i just put the phone on speaker
My life is a requiem composed in the key of fuck.
He talks to me in this sweet I know you might be pregnant voice.
It's really funny to see the look on the sales lady's face when she asks why you're replacing a painting. "I knocked it off the wall during sex w/ my heels," wasn't what she expected.
I mean I could but due to my age and being a mother and all I feel it's poor judgment to give fellatio in a public establishment.
Are you seriously getting this frustrated over a hand-job right now?
The lady at the front desk wished you a happy hangover.
Yes I went home with her last night. I woke up this morning and ran into my boss on the way to the bathroom. Monday is going to suck at work.
Hot or not, she’s from Boston. It’s hard to nut when she sounds like Mark Wahlberg
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