I just want to know how you cleaned her puke off the twister mat with no gloves. And didn't throw up
he just fed my chickens on farmville...i guess that's his way of saying thanks for the sex<3
still haven't packed clothes. only wine. gotta love spring break
What do you mean when you say no pre-party sex?
that awkward moment when your booty call gets snowed in at your place.
Of all the shitty people we associated with, you should be happy that I'm the one fucking your cousin. Sorry.
Woke up to a break up text for a facebook relationship I didn't even know I was in... 2012 is going to be a good year
He just stared into my eyes and touched himself. That isn't hooking up.
I just threw up in my front yard because my roommate was in the bathroom. Fuck New Years Day.
He is full of southern hospitality and I want to be full of him.
Birthday are for suffering. TAke some tylenol pm and day-drink tomorrow
Hey where the fuck is the rest of my beer? Lets start this day off right
well a fat roach just fell out of my hair. so there's that
Between the deep breathing and nipple piercings , I thought I was in the twilight zone
I'm not wearing pants, but I'm wearing a tiara.
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