I totally understand Scottish logic. No underwear+skirt=great
I feel great
I just peed on a car
CONFIRMATION: i wiki searched it and Justin Bieber is 15 not 13. so i dont feel like as much of a pedofile now....
i would totally change schools right now just to be that new girl everyone wants
You know you're a whore when you color code your calendar with who you slept with on what day incase you have ANOTHER pregnancy scare
What happened with the girl wasn't a gay thing. It was just a mutual respect and want for sex. The guys just weren't there.
Call it what you want. You fucked a girl.
Just saw a dude walk out of the parking. Garage in a diaper and tutu. He had a handle in one hand and a toy bow in the other
LOL its 11 am
A drawer in my room has nothing but a large feather quill, a wine glass, and a 15" Bowie knife. If you could put my life in a drawer I think that would be it.
I'm sitting here with a heating pad and a fan on me eating snow caps off of my boobs
I checked her ID this morning. Lets just say...she's older than my mom
Foreplay went from me being a bank teller and him a customer to us actually having to go to the bank so we would make rent
Dude we just exchanged Zelda related pickup lines. I fell in love at "you can blow on my ocarina"
I know I joke about running from my problems a lot but I'm 3 miles off-campus and need a ride
Woke up to find that I was cock blocked by no more than three people.
We are never doing shots of gin. Never again.
I'm pretty sure that's exactly what we're doing.
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