He wanted to take me out and said we could "go huntin in the woods."
It was not a dingleberry, it was a dinglemelon
I wish i had a shirt that said, "I know what you're thinking and it's not herpes on my face"
i woke up with "only hugh can prevent florist friars" written up my arm ... i need to know what we did last night
Lauren she was gnawing on a dresser. Gnawing. On. A. Dresser.
A shower wasnt enough to wash off the shame but at least it took care off the blood.
You looked like my 4th grade science fair volcano project when you burped. Told you chugging a 40 would be awesome.
Are the homeless actually allowed to bathe in fountains located on Main Street in downtown Houston? Can Houston TX be so progressive as to condone public bathing?
Brian got his first ever blow job last night. We should make him a scrapbook.
If you hear a loud thud and smell ozone, I may have been electrocuted.
It was the easiest thing I've ever done. 3am she walked into my room, saw my Buffalo Bills blanket, said go bills and got naked.
Just remember: We don't tell our English professor about our fetishes unless she specifically asks about them.
I refuse to believe this is a lapse in my dick hunting skills. It's gotta be the gods playing a game.
You should have just fucked me in the bathroom when you had a chance!
wait you like me?? for my personality??
I know I was surprised too
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