he is naked. in. my. bed. happiest day. of my. LIFE.
I have no idea who these bands are he's listening to. If his current playlist was a pandora station, however, it would be titled "music for closet cock gobblers"
I don't know what happened last night but I woke up this morning with "wolf pack" tattooed on my knuckles.
I just had a formal request to dress as a boyscout for my meeting with Legal on Friday. From Legal. Time to go home.
I wonder if she thought to herself "I'm gonna sleep with that guy tonight" when she watched me puke on the bar at 3 in the afternoon?
She gives pretty bad head, but when it's in her dad's Lexus SUV it's tough to complain.
He rubs his penis on back when he think I'm sleeping
4pm update. Theres smashed cake inside my duffel bag, a vodka bottle in the dish drainer, and the most productive thing ive done is make 40 pigs in a blanket
I feel like a cloud. A cloud that wants to be laid.
Well I think I made it pretty obvious I wasn't in to it. I was drinking a beer while he was going down in me
I missed rounds this morning...my senior resident hooked me up to and IV and made me stay in the clinic because he said I didn't look presentable enough to walk around the hospital
He sent me a picture of his dick saying "your throne my lady" for my birthday. He knows the way to my heart.
I can't remember dinner
Hahaha "rub in the ketchup on your face, It'll just look like blush." some gay waiter said that to you, and you go "good idea!"
He fingerfucked me in the hot tub and then we had sex in the wine cellar. See thats why I like partying with rich people
Haha word. Sure I can do that. Help me find which bar has my pants and you'll get free tacos all week
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