She's JV to your varsity
She said so on her MySpace, so it's gotta be true.
At least the cops kept you away from sleeping with her. Protect and Serve.
Did I ever tell u about how my buddy fucked peter coors's daughter and made a tshirt that said I TAPPED THE ROCKIES with her picture on it?
Everything tastes like hotdogs and shame.
I don't know how I feel about the stuff we got from that guy. Me and Monty are driving through town listening to static at full blast...
I think we should have realized the night was going to be nuts when it started with a bum dying in front of my house.
So when I eventually, if ever, find someone I'd like to marry, do you think having people fly to africa for a lion king themed wedding is too much?
He woke me up at 5am to recite nursery rhymes to our fictitious unborn child.
No. If I hated you would get none. Then I would eat them all in front of you and laugh at your tears. Although that hasn't been ruled out for entertainment purposes. Nothing purposeful.
Odd start to the day - the FBI just showed up at my apartment.
Worst case: you're extra horny, have no control of your mouth or actions, and maybe murder someone. Child's play.
Unless you count my weekly workout where I drink wine, listen to obscure/cheesy records, and pretend I'm a ballerina...no. I don't exercise.
Mass text: You have all failed me. How have the people I loved so much let me go so long in life without ever eating a McRib sandwich?!
I dont know. He's too private. After you fuck him find out his secrets.
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