we're blogging at a bar
She's like a pop up book from hell.
i leave for school in 3 days. if you want your annual goodbye blow job you should probably call me
im not sure if this headache is from the car accident or cocaine withdrawl
there is a time and a place for ass-grabbing and that was not it.
He still hasn't made a move, so I slept with his brother last weekend. Maybe sibling rivalry will motivate........
They conduct scientific research memoirs about what sort of shit happened last night after I ate those cookies.
I think the closest to heaven you can get in this world is your morning dump after a night of Molly
But college guys get to crossfade so there's that
No idea what that is
Like getting bent? When you drink and smoke together...
I'm 30 stop using your cool kids words
And I'm bringing my coffee cup of wine.
I need a "no soliciting" sign for your dick
Just paid for my STD meds using a giftcard I got for Christmas. Thanks mom.
This is like the first time all week I've properly taken my birth control. My ovaries are so stoked I just know it.
I'm just hitting the tip of the iceberg on accents for this trip...so basically my panties are done for.
He had me sit on his face until I begged him to stop, then held me there 5 minutes longer. I rested my head on his chest, told him I needed time to recover....and slept for 6 hours. By the time I woke, he was already at work. I just sent him a countdown times until his shift is over.
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