no homo or anything but the way you were dancing with that girl gave me a boner
I wish you could see the look on my boss's face right now.
wtf?
Before you passed out in the middle of the NHL 10 party you had to prove that you were a better fighter than Patrick Kane. Your not. Thanks for the black eye dipshit.
The class that normally occupies the room we use for my Monday class had to do posters as if for a Hamlet movie and they pick actors for each character and this person wrote "Robert D. Niro"
Woke up with a treasure map of my room stuck with sticky tape to my ceiling. followed it and found $75 with a note saying; "eat this if we're invaded"... I'm never getting stoned again
when i start to cry when i lose at mario kart is when you should put me to bed
I feel like I'm in a bed a bagels and mistakes.
The ratio of how much he pisses me off to how much sex i get just isnt working out for me
dude that bald bouncer just did a body shot off of brian and then kicked us out for trying to charge him for it
I used his computer to order the pizza and the only thing he had in his search bar was 'text NASA'
Beer is acceptable at 830am if it's your bday, right?
Can we just smoke a few bowls and eat grilled cheese while drunk in our hotdog suits at 9am ?
Also there's a home game tomorrow and I thought about holding up a sign that says, "I madeout with #64 during orientation week" would that be inappropriate??
What's an appropriate outfit for wearing to hangout with a girl you've talked to once, and had a 4way with?
Just got a handjob in my psych lecture. You were right, going to class is paying off.
Such a big mess for such a small penis
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