Michelle and I recorded her bunny humping it's little rubber black ball.
I'm stoned and have been watching so many cartoons that I changed the channel and real people were on, and it scared me
Day 3. Will have to postpone job hunting by a month. May have blown out my knee. Was sunburned on Friday. Now look painted red. Still alive. All worth it.
My dad just questioned my drinking habits... Clearly he doesn't know what kind of college education he's paying for
we have 69 mutual friends...i have to add her
So apparently after he gets hammered, falls down a set of stairs and gets a concussion, he can still come home and find a way to play his guitar solo bullshit as loud as possible while i seduce my date...
The highlight of my night was definitely explaining the bandaid on my nipple.
I have no idea. But that is beside the point bc in vegas I'm a pro vball player from Ireland and a veterinarian on the weekends
He told me we were going to a cabin. It's just logs and a tarp made into walls. This night can go either way at this point.
You're a Heat fan? You lose any chance blowjob bc of your poor choice.
There's a guy in a life size dick costume, and two guys with white shirts that are each half if a pair of breasts in a red bra lol. They came separate but when they saw each other there was some titty fucking in the street, it's only 11
Thats just a parental red flag. They have been brainwashed. Lets baptize them into the church of PBR
Pants are for mortals
i survived drinking for 24 hours, an 8 ball of cocaine and a threesome. I think you can handle moving.
Apparently I was directing traffic outside of Keeneland. Apparently I'm not a police officer. Who knew....
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