You took my girl thats shot the Fuck out. You better watch your skinny ass.
That's barely a sentence. Who's your girl? I think you've got the wrong number. I haven't even lived in Alabama for 4 years.
Yeah, I do, I'm sorry. I meant 205 not 256. sorry about that.
Good luck with your revenge in Birmingham.
Dude, I just saw a bird vs. squirrel fight. A car won.
the only reason I knew his name is because half way through I looked up and it was tatooed on his chest.
she just refered to her hymen as "the mrs"
stayed up to watch the sunrise..saw an albino taking shots on the quad..it's like there's a whole new world of people out there just waiting to meet us
...and the foreplay consisted of me threatening to cut off his hand if he didn't remove it from my back.
I'm gonna have to flying elbow somebody tonight in memory of Macho Man
For someone only wearing socks and a cast, I felt reallyy overdressed
Its... i dont even know. theres lots of rap music and i cant find my shoes
You rang?
Saw a ginger and the first thing I thought of doing was yelling "you have no soul!" so I called you so we can yell it together with you on speakerphone.
Told some guy to hold your weave while you "tried" to kick his girlfriends ass...
It was rough. I have dried puke in my hair and I don't know if it's mine or from the girl I met on the ground waiting for a cab.
That is cause you are some weird type of mutant that lives off of Alcohol.
Am I supposed to get so horny by looking at your dick that I start orgasming uncontrollably
He wants to pour butter pecan flavored coffee creamer on me and lick it off. I'm like, dude, gross. French Vanilla ok? Ugh.
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