I just put anything in between my legs and hope for the best.
he told us the story of how he fought ketchup, mustard, and thomas the train engine all in one night. if that doesn't sound like an acid trip i dont know what does.
Hey its the Filipino guy from last night. I just wanted to say sorry my friend bled all over your driveway. Great party though.
well, 500 bucks doesn't grown on trees, and i need that bear suit for any chance of vagina access.
the moment we started interpretive dancing last night wouldve been a good time to stop drinking.
Watched a women out our tannin salon literally fight police because she was getting arrested for trying to drunkenly fight the tanning salon owner...we need to step up our day drinking this is shameful.
We are probably going to have to use your boobs as currency to get this done
His cuteness will no longer contol my vagina
sorry
why?
oh you didn't look in the living room yet, did you?
I'm drunk in a field. the chupacobra is going to eat me. if I die serve vodka at my funeral.
You tried tipping the cashier at Cook Out by shoving a dollar bill down his shirt and yelling "Magic Mike"
I was grinding on people that were grinding. Nonconsensual.
I was looking at our sex bingo and pretty much every single row or column has at least one kind of person that is harder to find than all the rest
We've made things harder for ourselves
The struggle will be part of the fun
Oh? I just remember dropping coins and trying to give the manager change to let me back into the bar.
ill let you put your finger in a lot of things. but a ring is not one of them.
Randomize
