Solid performance last night. Wanna be fuck buddies?
He finally told me that he's married. I guess it doesn't really matter.
but seriously ill do anyone in one of those hats with the earflaps.
Just walk through the Honors dorm on a Saturday night. You'll feel better about yourself.
Just desperately used the "it's a boy" cigar I saved from my\nnephews birth to roll a blunt
saw a pregnant woman in a bridal gown standing on the side of the road while her car was getting searched by police....cheers to new beginnings
Stop. He threw up in front of Madison Square Garden security. Spit at the guys feet and grunted ughhh at him.
i can recognize that vagina from a mile away
He told me his cum shot melted the paint on his bedroom wall and asked if I want to see it
I will gladly accept you into my home with open legs.
It was a good hour of moans, penis compliments, smacks, and what sounded like someone running in flip flops
He usually doesnt care about me cumming but last night he really tried, I feel that him going to the Womens March benefitted my sex life
You’ll lick BBQ off my cock but no ketchup on a hotdog?
Dude i woke up today by a pile of fried chicken and wearing a bra
.......stop going to frat parties....
Sadly my Summer of Cocks is coming to an end
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