But i just feel like he will pull it out and ill panic. I mean its fairly basic. Up and down. But i feel like ill just freak out.
he's a nude model. what could you have done to make him feel awkward??
I can actually hear my brain cells scream as they die when she speaks.
Dude dan is so baked he taped his remote to the futon so he couldn't lose it again. Come over here
Just figured out I can wedge my iphone between my boobs so it stands up at a perfect handsfree reading angle. Clearly somebody up there wants me to smoke this bowl while I watch my bieber videos
He makes me wish my vagina was bigger... This must be what love feels like.
I just threw up trying to put pants on. This is obviously a sign to stay naked.
The only funny part about this situation was this morning when they rounded up all the drunks in the ER, piled us into a minivan, then dropped us all off at our houses.
Apparently, I showed up wrapped in caution tape and immediately jumped on the stripper pole and started making very sexual gestures at the birthday girl. We lasted ten minutes.
We could be hammered at a childrens film. You failed me
he said he did everything he could to puke on his nurses because they were doing everything wrong
Thats admirable.
Just watched a middle age white woman scream WHY DON'T YOU GO FUCK YOURSELF, HELEN?! Helen seemed absolutely scandalized.
He forehead kissed me AND THEN asked what I was thinking. I'm taking away his man card.
Well, I currently have zero fuckboys and my vibrator just broke. A fresh start to May.
Why is there an inflatable flamingo in the backseat of my car?
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