Memory from last night that just came back: me forcibly jacking him off while he yelled I DONT LIKE HANDJOBS I DONT LIKE HANDJOBS
I was fingering her, she was moaning, and we were singing Mulan
explaining to a nurse how i all most cut my finger off playing beer pong, she def just hand me a AA booklet.
Last night I texted her to confirm she could start designing costumes for my show this week.
That is one convoluted booty call.
This football player keeps talking about his drunk dad. I think he may start crying. Does this deserve a roll tide?
Operation: sleep in every bed at the boys' house is nearing completion. Now at 5/9. I AM GOLDILOCKS AND NO ONE CAN STOP ME
he got all sad that i was going to fuck his roommate, so i just asked him if it would make him feel better if I let him motor boat me. i am such a saint.
I just ordered 30 klonopins from India that could probably be anything from Viagra to Midol. You need to find another friend to get advice from right now
We smoked bowls and watched Cops for what seemed like hours. And yet I know I'll go back.
Just watched two people have sex in the pool. Hope you enjoy your yeast infection courtesy of the comfort inn.
How many ballsacks did you see last night because I saw eight
At least your nickname is not Plunge Slut and that nickname is not in a published thesis work
nothing like a long car ride to make you think of all the bad things you've done
I know we agreed to cock block each other from now on buttt I WANT this one. I have felt his penis, it is godly, and I am going to have it inside of me, so shut the fuck up and leave.
Saddle up bitches, we're going to an orgy.
Randomize
