doug butabi!
steve butabi!
hotties wanna shake it
Another f*ing night of vodka youporn and xanax. I need to get a goddamn life
3 great things that go great together... But not on a Friday night. Perfect on say... a Tuesday.
I think the boy in my gender studies class cried when 90% of the girls said they had faked an orgasm
I think im gonna have to stop sexting on the metra. The middle aged businessman behind me just leaned over and whispered 'dirty girl' and highfived his seatmate.
Oh my god. I just RAN OVER a child. Oh my god this isnt my day. That kid was cool as fuck though
Post a pic on facebook and see if those same 46 girls find shitting in the bed handsome and adorable
I have to shower first, I forgot I peed on my feet last night...
In my defense, I haven't stolen anyone's clothes yet.
Yeah, that's a plus.
My uterus feels like it went 8 rounds with Mike Tyson. And that was only a quickie.
Leave it to me to pull up my boyfriend’s grandfather’s obituary just to find out the name of his sister.
He was really cute! And I know but it's just like getting my fix ya know? He's basically a human vibrator.
Omg I just woke up. In the hallway outside my room. I know you had something to do with this
she broke a 50 dollar bottle of alcohol. then passed out in front of her car and got sprayed by a skunk
Etiquette question... How do you tell your mother that her nipple is out in her fb profile picture?
After returning from the hospital with lock-jaw from getting tackle at the game. Some naked chick busted out of his room and hit him with a devastating haymaker to the jaw because he wouldn't have sex
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