Drawing on your hand and calling it yenifer lopez doesn't count!
where are you?
in the room with the baby pig
k im coming soon
Now there are nude photos of that bangin hot Russian spy chick...this is officially the best scandal ever.
Threw a lawn chair at the neighboors dog. I think I killed him. Come here and assess this
If letting him bang me while i'm wearing reindeer antlers and a painted red nose isn't the christmas spirit, I dont know what is
What's the protocol when you drive the girl's head into the wall during sex and she starts to cry?
WHY DO SO MANY HOBOS THINK I'M CUTE.
you tried to fill your inhaler with vodka
Dont worry about getting me anything... Just put a bow on your ass.
Deal.
Remember camping when you drank 36 beers to yourself in one day and puked in your tent? Ready for round 2?
Dude, chad is laying across the room, violently, passionately, pornographicly eating something and I seriously think the 'some thing' is fighting back.
Go tell your boss to go fuck himself because you have beer and doritos and zombies waiting on you
his daughter has his phone and goesss ohhh boobies and shows me a picture of my own tits...
I just found a half a joint in my bed. . .don't know if this qualifies as a proud moment or a cry for help
What's the tour de bar? Is that a thing, or is it just what you call Saturdays?
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