that's fine. btw we still need $500 for the donkey...
I just made $100 from people paying me not to get naked at the party... I need those P90X dvds
Is it wrong that im more embaressed about the karoke than the toplessness?
I was giving him head and when I deep throated him he screamed out "Ohh, top ten!"
How do you say "I always respond to booty calls" when you give a guy your number?
So how do we make 4/20 better than every other day we are stoned?
So you have no knowledge as to why I am hearing loud repetitive mooing from next door?
So recap time do u remember biting that girls hand?
was this before of after we tobbganned into that tree?
I see you've set aside this special time to humiliate yourself in public.
YOU CAN'T BASE A RELATIONSHIP OFF A PENIS
I LIKE HIS TONGUE TOO.
I also found a beer label in my bra and I'm pretty sure you put it there and said "this means I trust you"
Thanks for the bagel and the sex.
I dare you to find another dealer that delivers bud to your home along with deep fried vegan burritos
My brothers dog was hit by a car and died. They're really sad about it.
But they're having a baby! It's like a dog only 40 billion times worse!
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