So how gross is it that Woopie Goldberg has a vagina? She's like the exact opposite of a boner....
So much for not drinking this week after this weekend.. Congratulations. U made it until tuesday.
votre penis est TRES GRAND. i used vous because your penis is SO big
Can we end it on a good note at least? Can we fuck and then never talk again?
My asshole is basically a geyser at this point. Minus the excitement. Plus blood.
i love when the champions come out to play im bringin the shock collar this weekend
Yeahhh, everybody is so helpful when a pretty girl is crying hysterically and has only one shoe and a six pack.
Beer acquired. Food is cooking
Wow, you are almost sliding into home plate for some stellar fellatio
After owing so much in back child support they should make vasectomy a mandatory
Dave called me blind fucking drunk thinking he was going to die from drinking with drake bell(wtf?) saying "it's all that drake motherfucker's fault" and later proceeded to tell me "you are my twitter"
the reputation of my dick game is on the line. You're killing the team, here, G
So i woke up this morning to find my boss passed out on my living room floor.. Awkward? Haha
Lol, maybe a little bit. I don't know. I don't keep a super keen memory log of dicks honestly.
I just wanna be naked and go frolic in the snow
These girls next to us are doing shots called bath salts. Sadly this is the classiest bar I've been to since i moved to PA
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