i don't know what kind of porn he watches.. but that is NOT how you do it...
My pussy is not your playground.
Y do pigs give u trufles on farmville? I WANT BACON YOU FUCKING PIG!
its no coincidence her full name and "cling" are the same in t9
I just found a GIANT thermos of sangria in my sink. I don't know if its still good to drink, but its good to drink.
Fuck morning classes and our weekday drinking habits.
There is a good chance that the other night after a wedding reception i was at that i mailed you a drink coaster.
You made out with a guy who refers to his cock as "rafiki." Are you proud of yourself?
Juss got out of jail; shes still in there tryin to sing her abc's backwards bc the cops neva asked her too... Whebever she gets to t she starts singin the tequilla song
Drinking Fireball means never having to say you're sorry. Unless its at you're arraignment.
Depending on which video of him streaking you watch, you can see me passed out in the front row.
I'm only friends with her because I can't stop watching the train wreck.
When Pitbull's songs sum up your life... you know it's time for some serious life changes.
the D I S R E S P E C T of sending someone nudes, them opening it, and not bothering to respond
All I ever wanted was my bed, Tylenol, and total darkness. Instead I had a pervert with porno posters who blares german rock calling me tootsie pop. How was your saturday night?
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