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they have pregnancy tests at the dollar store
I feel like that is one of those things that you should not cheap out on.
just wrote a 6 page paper on my blackberry. including 3 sources. college is teaching me good things so far.
they're doing drop shots of Jager into red wine. i don't want to be on that level
Ok I have to ask, whose idea was it to used crushed up norcos as margarita salt? And what did they say to convince everybody else to think it was a good idea?
We can do this. We've been drunk at a gay bar, we will not be taken down by a Tuesday.
OH MY GOD THE LITTLE GIRL IS SITTING WITH US WHILE WE SMOKE. I'M NOT DOING THIS
So nowhere in the dress code does it forbid me from showing up to City Hall in a gorilla suit to meet the mayor.
He gave me the award for most entertaining blow job. That should count for something.
The worst part was when I went to go spit it out and rinse my mouth, his grandpa was in the bathroom, so I had to fucking wait. It was awful. I finally ran to the kitchen and prayed his parents didn't come out of their room.
We can't go back there. Ever. No context required, just know it's true.
Hey, I found that piece of pizza you lost in my bed last night. Never again...
I've slapped too many boys and done too many naked laps for it only to be 10:30pm
She had a toddler. It threw up and then some guy said party foul and put it on the porch. Going back next Friday.
Yep. Just fucked a 34 year old on the football field where we both went to high school. That's a story for the grandkids.
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