Last night i was so high that i came home and did a taste test of every vitamin water and wrote theyre grade down on paper.
Bleh. If he hadn't ascended into heaven and sat at the right hand of the father, Jesus would be rolling over in his grave right now.
all ten of us were sitting in his room with the lights off and staring at his colorful moving screensaver for two hours. That high.
He keeps trying to sell me the forks from his kitchen drawer
also: i found my "nug jug", actually the baby did, but either way it got returned to its rightful owner
I brought some guy back to have cheese whiz with me. Then sent him home
Was he satisfied?
No, and very vocal about it.
I'll just be here. Naked. Eating tots and jello like a muh fuggin G
Am I allowed to be in denial about being gay again? Or is that one of those things you can't do?
Honestly who turns down a free blowjob?
I also fell asleep on the side of a tree so like I hit my lowest point there but it was a good time
Not as bad as when you were sitting in the pond getting fed water
I don't know what happened last night. But I just woke up in the high school boiler room
Well drunk me was looking out for sober me again, hid the beer and bought another case for me
You tried to eat your way through the wall. Like you literally tried to eat drywall and insulation.
He got mad at you last time bc you tried to rap battle him via text. This is strictly business.
i was ready to conquer the fucking world. i would have fought vin deisel to the death without hesitation
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