The elaphant ear plant popped a new leaf ! Wahoo !
Do you remember last night at all? Be honest
I need to look at the pictures on my camera to fill in the gaps.
can you come get me at the bar
ill be there in 10 min
can we stop off at build a bear on the way home
I just heard a woman call her child a butt face. Repeatedly. He's crying now. I love walmart.
I JUST SHOOK HIS GRANDMOTHER'S HAND. WITH COCK HANDS. THIS IS NOT FUNNY.
Did you rob me and blame it on the strippers?
Tim john just told us the story about him losing his virginity at 14 during church on the emergency exit staircase. This is day drinking?
Update. He just picked me up and tried to demonstrate
Softest bathroom rug I've slept on in my life, there have been many
My arms are sore from holding up pukeahontas for so long
And I think short bridesmaids dresses are the best idea especially for bathroom sex
STOP TELLING PEOPLE I PEED ON YOU
HOW IS IT EARTHLY POSSIBLE TO DO THAT MUCH DAMAGE WITH JUST MY THUMBS?? HOW???
Can vaginas get frostbite?
Honestly I'm so excited to go to bed I feel as if I don't deserve to be in my early twenties.
I just snorted sandwich everywhere.
I hope it smells nice :)
IT DOESN'T BECAUSE I HAVE MEAT COMING OUT OF MY NOSE, DAMNIT.
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