so, just learned that EVERYONE heard pretty much everything last night. my roommates were surprised to learn you're a dirty talker.
Just found a glow stick inside of my vagina..
With the amount of traffic your vagina gets, it was only a matter of time before someone threw a rave there.
well i was about to unbutton his pants but then i realized they had an elastic waste-band, so no, that didnt happen
how drunk are you?
What does that even mean anymore?
You guys seriously fuck to bieber? That's embarrassing...
the bar tender told me i could keep an air matress in the backroom.
I get credit on the assist, you can thank me by taking a pic of her ass under the covers and sending it to me. It would make my YEAR
This is like a relationship, I expect to be mind blown at least once a week.
Remember when we used to share painkillers at parties? Now we're dealing in blood pressure pills. Oh, how the mighty have fallen.
Me. blonde. Sex. Dance floor.
It's not a good hook up if during you're thinking "how will this damage me psychologically"
I mean, he'll either figure it the fuck out or set my apartment on fire. Either way, it will be entertaining.
He fed me Girl Scout cookies while I was still tied up...what did I do right?
I started keeping track of my period when I realized you had a better grasp of it than me.
remember that party we went to sophomore year where we found that girl and had the orgy? Im totally at that house right now.
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