I must say, I don't like the act of throwing up, but the feeling after is quite delightful
just a forewarning-if you come home and hang out with your stupid girlfriend the entire time that you are here/fail to get wasted with us i will wish either death upon you or that you truly do turn gay when you return to the navy.
He wouldnt get hard, then started talking about his ex wife. I literally rolled over and started to cry
I want to leave work and go home and eat Five Guys and masturbate
you kept making us tell you how cute you looked in your new outfit, even after you threw up all over it
I feel like I would bang a guy with a dick piercing just to say I have...like climbing a huge mountain or somethig
Can we be in one of those super weird relationships where you carry me around everywhere?
I don't remember... but I heard a cop threatened to pepper spay my dick
I threw up in my room. And I cleaned it up with a spatula.
The orgasm I got from him made me feel almost as good as I imagine the girls in the tampon commercials feel.
he force fed me pizza, ripped my clothes off, almost broke the couch, and actually broke my nose. it was a good night, i'd say 😂
I gave him a hand job in the parking lot... now he thinks we're meant for each other...
Can you imagine doing supermarket sweep in a sex store? What's the sex store equivalent of a whole ham?
Word. I want it involving like... sing-a-longs and sniffing glue.
Its pretty bad when you can tell twins apart by the size of their penises...
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