Well I'm going to a gay club in my banana suit. You should come. My bro is going as a pirate. I don't know if there's a theme.
Seriously, it was like sucking my thumb.. and im not even saying that to be spiteful b/c he is a really nice guy.
i'm at a baby shower....never been happier to not be having sex currently
He pulled his dick out during the Bourne Ultimatum, ruined it for me.
A-plus on my thesis. I deserve the blowjob to end all blowjobs. And I wanna wear a crown while you do it.
You should offer shots at parent teacher conferences..I bet more ppl come
and you stopped teaching...why?
Life for us students isn't all fun and drunken lesbian affairs you know
I was going to say I needed the exercise but now all I can think about is BJs
My work here is done
My 7 yo sister is trying to talk my mom into buying her a strawberry margarita. Happy Cinco de Mayo.
He goes to Columbia so regardless of how he looks I should fuck him right?
like every night i go out someone always suggests nipple hugs so that's why I always end up topless
Family trip though. I generally don't wheel too much ass with the fam in tow. Despite the fact my parents would be pleased if I did.
Remember when we made out in a Chik-Fil-A drive thru?
The last time I went out with these guys I won an iced tea maker from a drag queen.
I informed him that we had less than 5 minutes left to live, and his first words were "I'm trying to think of a good They Might Be Giants quip"
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