do all gilrs hav hair on thier vagaina ?
Don't drive home.
You came into my room at 3am.. drunk.. and asked to do spanish homework together. Props for being a good student.
Let's face it. We both have sexy parts. Why not have them touch?!
I woke up to him eating cereal out of my viking helmet with a shot glass. No idea where he got the milk.
You bring the bicep workout. I'll bring the unscented gentle products. We'll both bring our penises.
drunk tastebuds have low standards.
Judging by the crutches in the living room I take it you two are fine and we aren't going out tonight?
Also, I saved your name as Everclear last night. No idea why I did that.
Apparently it's illegal to hit pedestrians with coke cans... But the cop complimented my arm. That's a win in my book.
Dude, my ex girlfriend showed up, bought me a tequila shot, made out with me and then disappeared into the night. Then her current girlfriend saw, so she came over and slapped me and then I made out with her too
This was before halftime
I RUINED A LESBIAN RELATIONSHIP BEFORE HALFTIME
I wore my Gollum shirt. It struck up a conversation AND got him staring at my boobs. That's a win-win.
no it was
but you compared your dick to a female disney character
I have done everything sexualally imaginable with that umpalumpa
Did I tell you he put a lobster carcass on his dick?
I despise everything about her. Except her tits.
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