Nice 2 c u showing ur bro some affection
You're just telling me nice things because you came in my eye.
I just remember making out with this kid's friend, washing blood off my hands and hearing the RA's were looking for me.
I just finished deleting miscellaneous contacts from my phone ... time for a HIV test!
He is so amazingly handsome. I just wanna fuck every shred of decency out of him.
Breaking up as roommates was a poor life decision. I'm sorry. Thank you for never shitting on the floor.
I've been trying to brush my teeth for 20 mins now... Mother of hangovers.
I just saw a douchebag with frosted tips & a LaCoste polo with popped collar driving a Call of Duty edition Jeep. It was a cavalcade of stereotypes.
We call her skankles because she's a skank and she has cankles, I thought that was obvious
WHO THE FUCK PEED IN MY BONG
He also told me he would eat mozzarella sticks before having sex with me so I'm mad at him.
Who says no to sex and donuts?!
So I just went to clothing optional bar
Compositionally, that's actually a really nice picture.
And your penis looks really nice too.
I'm sitting naked on my bathroom floor and it remind me of us.
That's my way of saying I miss you
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