I just remembered that last night when we tried to walk off the spins you said "pretend i'm your pet dinosaur" so i walked you around on an invisible leash while you made t-rex hissing noises.
That should be a holiday. like easter. but bulges instead of baskets
remember the good old days of high school when a half gal would last for more than a nite
mimosa in my stainless steel water bottle. going green is not that bad.
I can't wait until weight watchers comes out with a beer
so I woke up without pants, but my cardigan was still on and fully buttoned. curious.
Just think of all the blizzard sex people are having right now
He wasn't there when I woke up so I left him a heart shaped line before I left.
We need to drink more. Just think how awesome it would be to wake up in a trailer and NOT remember how wee got here.
Ok. I'll enjoy the quiet (translation: I might be naked, call ahead if you come home tonight)
Want to go home, so casually slip my underwear in his pocket. Never seen him grin so big and say goodbye to his friends.
Maybe the problem is guy has to ask his wife if he can go out to lunch with his girlfriend for an hour...
Also, we found a geriatric Snoop Lion.
Last night you told me you "were too high" and didn't deserve a hashbrown.
I'm sorry but the visual image of you suffocating on vagina is basically hysterical
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