What's proper 1 nite stand etiquette?
Say hi to his dad and make him some breakfast.
He asked about stds. I told him I don't have any... which I don't. They are now called sti's. Whooopsie
Oh. He liked you.
Then you said "Are you asian?, I didn't know there was Asians in Colorado."
Please come pick me up? I sleep walked to planned parenthood again.
Making jello shots drunk, i apologize ahead of time if they are too strong Can't taste anything.
And then he tried to clean the throw up off my pants with 409
Dude made his own urinal by punching a hole in the wall and pissing in it rather than waiting in line. That is the stuff of legends.
Someone left their drag queen on my couch. On the plus side, he sure does know how to make a mean cup of coffee.
He only likes me when I'm naked and I don't like being around him clothed. It's the perfect relationship.
It was a book called Gay Safari.
I'm so happy for you now that you have found your perfect porn novel.
I actually want to work out for some reason... I think it's my brains way of telling me it doesn't like living in a fat body.
Definitely just threw up in a mcds cup going through Wendy's drive thru. I'm way to hungover to go to work today
He makes me want to cheat on my other 3 boyfriends..
Can you confirm that you aren't dead?
This pandemic, it’s making everyone horny. I’ve got dick stashed all over town
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