I got wasted for the 1st time and I sat in a fridge for 2 hours and a trash can?
Friends don't let friends talk to people who live in Orlando. Sorry I've failed you.
I JUST SHOOK HIS GRANDMOTHER'S HAND. WITH COCK HANDS. THIS IS NOT FUNNY.
surprisingly enough, it isn't that uncomfortable to have sex with a heart monitor on
he just flipped me off the bed, said "deal with it", and came on me.
I fingered her though her window because she couldn't leave
The rest of us are chipping in to soundproof your bedroom. This is getting ridiculous.
It was a karaoke bar combined with a liquor store and had a donkey pen in the back.
Keeping it classy as usual I see
My boobs are feeling quite sensitive so I told them, " you is smart, you is kind, you is important" that should do the trick.
It could be worse. I was dumped by a guy in a kilt after he gave my shoes away on St. Patrick's Day.
So after my hot dog popped out of the bun and fell to the ground I tried to pick it back up and eat it. He had to kick it away from me to stop me from trying to pick it back up and eat it. I like him.
He left for work so I drank pickle juice from his fridge
What is more embarrassing, shitting yourself in Mexico or having sex in a forest preserve with a 19 yr old? This is crucial research.
To get him to come she paid for his uber and promised that someone in the house would give him head. it worked
I flashed my boobs, shit my pants, and kissed the wrong twin. I'm on a roll you don't want in on.
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