Cuntadactyl. (n). A pre-historic dinosaur of Mandy-like features that is primarily identified by it's inability to play well with others and overall C-word demeanor. Physically, an unfortunate appearance.
I wish my period boobs were my regular boobs.
This hangover is way worse than all my relationships
I just realize today that I've dated three guys this year with their own blog. Ugh that's embarrassing.
They high fived over us while we gave them synchronized blowjobs. In the same bed. Under the same blanket.
its so hard to text. the buttons are tickling my fingers
130 PACKAGES of glow sticks! The going rate of a rave is $38.30! GET READY FOR THE GLORGY!!!!!!!!!!!!
There's always a certain something about a day that begins with your panties in your purse.
How much morphine is too much? Keep in mind that I'm going to my graduation dinner with my parents.
The silhouette of his dick looked like an eagle. Amurrican.
She legitimately thought I was hiding in the fridge, then she checked the second one to be sure
If I never see my landlord's dick again, it'll be too soon.
I almost tased myself
I dont think you should own that device.
It's an awesome device. I love this device.
You jumped into so many bushes for no reason
Why are you drunk at the library?
Why not?
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