so I'm never txting u again after today...
y?
cuz i don't wanna see it on blogspot :)
ha...too late
wow. When I'm done with him he's going to have to pop his collar in necessity and not just douchery
i'm pretty sure god just pointed at me and laughed
Well apparently "don't come inside of me" wasn't one of the English phrases he understood! On the bright side... At least he will get his green card for having an american kid!
This is the guy who showed up to the first day of class with a 24 pack of coke and a handle of rum in his backpack. He doesnt play by normal people rules.
You distracted them by dancing on the stripper pole, I ripped the flag off the wall, stuffed it in my pants and we were out.
What started as a "classy" double date ended with Jeremy and I tripping our balls off and talking to the refrigerator while the girls cried on the couch and questioned where their lives were heading.
Where was your thought process?
Drowning in my hangover.
the only thing you and i have in common is the we like weed and looking at my naked body.
I'm so hungover. I just keep eating the otter pops I'm trying to use to get rid of my hickies.
So heartbroken my rebound has a rebound
Cuz I feel like I ate the whole candy isle at 7/11 last night and chased it with rum
You pretty much did tho
I understand, but unless there is an intervention for me being planned, i DON NOT want to talk about my life choices
Ice cream and condoms, solid grocery store trip
Guess it's not a good idea to try lighting a cigarette with my stove drunk, I burnt off half my bangs.
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