haha it's okay then, bc he only killed a canadian, they're not real people
Adam has been drinking
Who has his phone
Adam does
to cover up your slurred speech you tried talking like the creepy old man from family guy
Down at cameli's and some homeless dude just pulled out a taser. Awesome.
Just finished texting the 27th male name in my phone that i don't recognize. none of them were the hott kid i made out with last night. the search continues.
It's just a condom. Most people would commend me for saying I was going to start using them, and you're acting like I'm going to try heroin.
its so hard to text. the buttons are tickling my fingers
They just called to see if he wanted to come in at 2am for overtime. He's trashed. He literally carried on a 10 minute convo with his boss about woodchucks. As in the animal
I just want to steal his innocence through his penis. I really do.
It was the cape. I can't control myself when I wear a cape.
Btw I did not technically have a dick in me but I was naked in bed with a man during the last finals game so that is why the Warriors won
don't judge but I think I'm gonna go fuck a dad this weekend
YOU SLEPT WITH A GUY WHO HAS A BILLBOARD IN HIS HONOR?
And how about the fact that the first time i really truly looked at a guy's dick was in my car. MY CAR. GODDAMNIT!!!
HOLY SHIT HOLY SHIT HOLY SHIT HOLY SHIT
So I just ran in to the Couger you saw me take home last month who i haven't talked to since then at Wawa and she was PISSED.. APPARENTLY i fucked her niece last week
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