i seriously hope you fucking die....you are the worst.
SHit! Sorry, sent to wrong person
I find it funny that "sexual harassment" contains the phrase "ass sex". Let me know what your thoughts are on the matter.
One of my students just wrote an essay on how ninjas, like drug addicts, must realize they need help before they can get better...I gave it an A+
i would one night stand the shit outta him
that awkward moment when your booty call gets snowed in at your place.
Found a 10-can wizard staff hidden in our closet. Did we cut someone off?
That's yours. We cut you off.
The day i have a fb album titled " I have become a townie" you can shoot me in the foot and tell me to get my life together
I just want my paycheck, and my friends. And alcohol and tacos. Is that so much to ask?
He has an accent when he types. I can *hear* the schnitzel. Especially when he's drunk.
I tried to have sex on someone's sisters horse last night
If its not for food we ain't going out.
Whose panties are you wearing on your head and why are you sending me pics of it?
It's probably not a good thing when it isn't even 6:30 and I've already drank an entire bottle of wine. By myself. I'm watching Spice World and I just bought 2 Spice Girls albums off itunes.
Make that 3 Spice Girls albums.
I smell like cotton candy and guilt.
I'm too depressed to drink my wine. That is what I would call a serious problem
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