So it's 10:55am and I just woke up on the floor in the hallway on the4th floor. There should probably be no moredrinking competetions.
Adam has been drinking
Who has his phone
Adam does
i just discovered a movie that charlize theron is a sex addict. i think my prayers have been answered
Just threw up at the bar from the heat. Fun change of pace.
I'm gonna have to flying elbow somebody tonight in memory of Macho Man
All I know is she had me sitting on the kitchen floor with her little Pomeranian eating potato chips And shredded cheese. I don't even know dude. I don't even know.
Whenever there is a ShotSki involved, I have no excuse but to drink, right? It's like a rule.
She's an honest to god fucking ballerina. She did things I don't have names for.
It was great. They teamed up to hit on these two frat boys all night, until the frat boys started making out with each other. The looks on their faces...
I have a strong contender for the new number 1 position for fwb. He met me at the door with pizza and a shot of patron
You left me alone with nothing but donuts and my thoughts.
CUM CAME OUT OF MY NOSE. MY SINUSES ARE ENTIRELY FUCKED UP NOW BC OF THE CUM TRAVELING IN PLACES IT SHOULD NOT HAVE.
I mean seriously...It's like the universe is saying "your vagina is closed, move along"
We're starting to light shit on fire, bring a metal bucket. Be prepared, Jimmy's off his meds.
I was legit late to work one day Bc it took me so long to get a good nude
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