NEED BACKUP we are in the kitchen arguing about who would win in fight against lil Wayne and snoop dog
is it considered a "problem" when you find a pickle slice in your bed in the morning or is it like a "super-awesome bonus"?
aparently i pased my english final. I don't even remember taking it.
just when i thought i had forgotten how badthe sex was he comes across campus solely to say hi
By the way, thank you for feeding me fries when I was sitting on the floor.
But she tried her best to break my penis, so she has a few free passes with me
Im tired as fuck but i cant leave him here like this i gave him the acid and i feel the responsibillity to put his mind back together its fun im an architect about to about to construct a whole new belief and moral system inside this soul. Talk about the best psychothearpy
Super stoned right now. And I stared at my exit, thought to myself "hey self. That is your exit" and I kept driving right past it.
"I vaguely remember the Health and Safety Inspector walking into my room this morning while I was passed out naked. That's one way to get it over with quickly."
I knew it was Christmas when someone handed me a stocking filled with airplane bottles. Ps just woke up 3 days later
I'm pretty sure I just came a kidney stone..
So, anyways, aside from wanting to seduce my roommate for booze, how's everything been
I'm both gender and math confused
he said he couldn't believe he just lost his virginity and passed out. what have i done
My roommate's overnight guest is screaming about the dog licking his asshole. I need a new place to live.
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