The elaphant ear plant popped a new leaf ! Wahoo !
Regardless of the degree, it's probably not good to relate so closely to the Steve-O documentary.
how much do you want to bet that her wedding invites will be vera bradley themed? loser has to frame theirs.
I sharted in my sleep... I didnt even think that was possible.
Laurln. I am dying. I am npt alive. Adderrall is not a real thing. Death is a rwal thing which I understandably
On 3 separate occasions, she grabbed my bullhorn to announce to the entire party she had fucked me.
I look like one classy bitch running in heels through my backyard while carrying a small dog and a large bottle of booze. How am I still single?
Seems like you've kicked summer 2012 off well.
Turn on the Discovery Channel
Lets fuck to motorcycle gang fighting
I walked home with him, but I had to pee...so I did...as we walked. He was so drunk he didn't even notice. Good thing I was in a dress.
Is it inappropriate to be Drs. Willy Fister and Jess Hewill as a couples costume for Halloween?
Oh we're gynecologists
so I definitely just chased tequila shots with a biscuit covered in sausage gravy
Thats fucking manlier than riding a bear into battle
If I don't get to have sex with him soon my entire female reproductive system is gonna climb out of my body and choke me to death
Why is there a slipper full of piss in my bedroom?
you know you're in deep when you watch fear and loathing in las vegas and every damn scene is relatable.
Just got an exam care package consisting of only adderall wrapped in money. Score one for mom.
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