Smith looks like a guy that goes on a lot of first dates
This bar is like a mediocre whore house....but free
I wish they had a home preganacy test, but for STDs
Does boxed wine and camel crushes signify a college date? Lets hope so
It didn't go so well. He got drunk and asked my dad if 'front or back' virginity mattered more.
i could totally date him if i was just drunk the whole relationship
apparently i'm really good at getting wasted, having sex all night, getting multiple hickeys and oversleeping father's day brunch. this is the third year its happened.
He's eating a cream cheese sandwich. He's obviously distressed.
There's a certain level of slut that i can handle.... I think she just broke that scale
Biggest penis I've ever pity fucked
i am going to show so many millionaires my nipple
if you really don't think our country's going to shit think of this. Exactly one year from now I will either be in law school or teaching young, impressionable kids, maybe even yours. Try to sleep after that.
Turns out I was the only one drinking. I broke one guy's bed and kicked another in the face. Then when an RA came by I shouted to let him in he's gonna find the vodka anyway. Great night
just because the DWI class is located at the University does not make him a professor. I was duped, he is in no way, shape or form a professor!
I just spent an hour in the shower pretending I was a member of the b-52's. I can't go to work like this
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