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(508): View more from Massachusetts

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(214): View more from Texas

ok, stay where you are, be there soon

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(706): View more from Georgia

I just realized that all of my cardio comes from dancing on tables.

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(443): View more from Maryland

i felt obligated to tell him happy birthday since we trashed his house and i fucked his friend in his basement

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(916): View more from California

It just feels wrong masturbating with my neighbor's cat in my apartment

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(813): View more from Florida

There's a difference between southern and inbred. She just doesn't know that yet.

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(603): View more from New Hampshire

U handed him a box of flavored condoms, winked, and slurred, "grape juice is her favorite."

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(310): View more from California

I'm hiding out in the living room until he falls back asleep. If he catches a whiff of my tits, it's all over. I just need to play it cool. Babies can smell fear

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(804): View more from Virginia

Fyi, shaking your genitals at me doesn't count as "trying to have sex".

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(630): View more from Illinois

We should write a country song: “Blacked Out on a Sunday”

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