I want to see a picture of the girl worth ruining our relationship for
he made transformer sounds every time he changed positions. how do you think it went?
you ever get that eerie feeling when you walk in a room, when you know youve barfed here before.
I just answered "If only I knew" for a quiz in criminology, she loved it. I got an A
She begged me for sex again. I felt like I was telling a homeless person I didn't have any change.
There are huge fuckin pieces of palm tree in the road. what a road hazard. as i sit here and text you as i swerve to miss them
I just blew my nose and little bits of weed came out.
high in an attic. pig roast in 10.
Trying to convince my mother to let me take some of my sisters Lortab to sell is not going well
I legit had to pull him off my car. Then he texted me saying 'take me places.' Shotgun getting that drunk tonight
Not sorry that my walk of shame this morning was barefoot on my scooter.
Whoever put salsa in the kiddie pool.....your an ass. Fuck you.
Eating a chocolate bar and crying over a cobweb. Life is beautiful and I love shrooms.
I feel badly that he has cancer, but this does not mean I am obligated to have sex with him. Again.
Yesterday I febreezed my bed in between gentleman callers
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