My nipple is on Facebook.
so after he got his stomach pumped, he asked for a smoking room.
biggest mistake ever: halloween 2009
she literally hasn't taken the mardi gras beads off in three days. she showered in them. TWICE.
I might lose an organ but I've got booze. I'll be fine.
I'm on a no morals kick. That'll be 3 girls in 24 hours....ending 2011 with a bang
What kind of costume was that supposed to be??
I'm an orgasm trader!
The sad part is that if I don't get a random pic of your balls or ass or both every month, I start to worry that we're not friends anymore
Dumb decision of the night...walking home drunk and smelling my pepper spray
Ugh. Lets go crawl into a dairy-gluten-chlamydia free hole somewheres.
His girlfriends signaled their approval by pulling me off of him and in turn making out with me. I think I will hang out with this group more often
And remember people can't hear you kick ass in space
i puked in a jesus candle last night and then denied it... i'd say it was a pretty alright night
You can accomplish quite a bit with a can do attitude and a well placed ice cube.
I expected my Sunday morning walk of shame dressed as a sexy Dorothy would get some scorn, but nobody seems to even care
That’s because it’s 2020. The slutty costume walk of shame is a refreshing reminder of a time when wearing masks and catching communicable diseases was a right of passage, not everyday for the foreseeable future.
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