Not only do prius' look terrible they are terrible to have sex in
Bret has after-school detention for writing Brianna has a stinky vag on the ground at recess.
He'd bedazzaled his ass. Im not even that gay...
the general consensus of people in the room is that i should have another bottle of wine.
"people in the room" being me.
My neighbor caught me peeing on his rose bushes at 2 in the morning while wearing my Santa hat. My sex appeal has never been higher.
Send me one of your boob pics as an example. I mean this in the straightest least lesbian way possible.
I am never taking a razor down there again. He'll have to love me as I am.
hahaha every time i hear a motorcycle i think about that one time you almost died
Thanks for the flashbacks you prick.
I just handed a girl a slice of pizza and she handed me her number. Is this how Vegas hookups normally begin?
Its a holy bong. We had to bless the holy bong water.
You bring me burritos. Of course I text you during sex
took shots off of a myriad of fake boobs last night. It was glorious.
It's a beautiful day to be high as fuck
You told your family you're bi over the phone?!
We were talking about exes and it just came out....and so did I.
Okay, so is being determined to have my vagina licked by a woman on Valentine's day an acceptable goal?
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