Should I hook up with a slut its your call
Yes. Wrap it. If you dont have a condom do it anyway. YOU ONLY LIVE ONCE.
Straightened my pubes. My dick looks like John Lennon fucked Gonzo.
He asked for his proof of insurance and he pulled out a Magnum by mistake. All of the sudden gignger was looking real good to me.
I didn't mind getting the stomach flu from him. we had great sex AND I'm seven pounds lighter
There's nothing worse than waking up naked on the beach covered in sand and a family walking by.
We couldn't find him for like 4 hours. Turns out he was sitting under a tree and had thrown his phone in a lake because he couldn't figure out how to unlock it. Freshmen.
As long as you're naked and covered in glow paint, I'm there.
yeah I'm sure your grandparents are the best but it's halloween. get a slutty costume and let's go ham.
Im having a christmas reunion party tonight. Last year i ate my own contact. We'll see how this year goes
I just saw him carrying his little sister while walking his puppy. And he was shirtless. I swear my ovaries just exploded
The problem with that is that my car has been stolen
Please come to class. I miss you and I have a horse mask
You could at least care enough to fake an orgasm for me.
Also I’m on 3%. Just Incase.. I miss you and I love you and you’re my everything and I’m getting drunk.
I’m literally lecturing this class on professionalism, while my body is undoubtably covered in leftover cum from last night. I’m a fucking role model.
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