Idk if this white stuff in my shower is conditioner or... something else?
Every good night starts with white castle burgers and shots in the parking lot.
we were so desperate we resorted to lego blocks. nuff said.
normally i'm against accepting campers on facebook but this one saw me giving head to another counselor and didn't say shit about it to my boss so i feel like shes earned the right to look at my sloppy drunk pictures
I had forgotten what it was like to go to all four classes. It's exhausting.
I put the extra pregnancy test in my sex toys box as a reminder that my actions have consequences.
Oh man. Realized I was high when I realized how long I'd been watching Roseanne
If I don't at least start a parade that spirals into drunken riots then I'm calling it a fail of a birthday
She was kinda cute. So long as you don't mind neck tattoos and bad life choices.
I think we should take up crocheing or stamp collecting....something completely lacking penises
Ultimate Fighter Idea. You and I both have unprotected sex with the same girl in the spam of days. Whoever the child belongs to, wins and that child is the ultimate ultimate fighter.
How high are you?
Thought about you all night last night, then I fucked the shit out of my boyfriend. Win win for me.
I made out with about ten people last night. And four of them were just on the way to my car from the bar. And one was my roommate.
I just brought her a lipstick taser. So just remember that the next time you get smart with her
It’s gonna be hard being interviewed by this girl without remembering the time she showed me her nipple piercings at Dylan’s party
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