He had personality for days, but cock for only minutes
I'm at the store buying plan b and vodka
the cocktail of hope
i cant wait for all this BS that is happening with Tiger to happen to Tebow
I woke up locked in the bar...this has redefined partying.
Its ok. I handled the situation with grace and class. lol jk i got shitfaced and fucked his roomate.
Yeah but I was the kid who ran over your BMW and is banging your 15 year old daughter... There isn't a cool enough dad in the world to make that work.
the good news is that i vommed the last of my humanity last night.
welcome to the club.
I am still STD free so as far as I am concerned I never went to panama.
I had one glass of wine then passed out for 4 hours. It's like I'm having a quarter-life crisis.
Get his dick out of your ass and put on some pants we're here
I just laughed so hard that my back cracked so hard that I thought I was cumming. Magic
Of course I'm using oj as a mixer, its flu season.
Holy fuck, my entire boob is bruised! Lierally my boob is just one big bruise.
Vulcans are sexy now IT HAS BEEN WAY TOO LONG SINCE I'VE GOTTEN LAID
I dont need your sympathy!!!! Just a fifth of vodka and gummy bears...lots and lots of gummy bears to take my agression out on.
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